
We've all experienced kitchen disasters - burnt roasts, boil-overs, mistaken ingredients, equipment malfunctions, stock poured down the drain, and so on. It can be comforting to know that we're in good company, as The Guardian shows us in its story on culinary disasters of famous food writers and other celebrities.
In the article, the stars often relate their embarrassing experiences in their own words. Gwyneth Paltrow recounts an incident involving undercooked aubergines: "I didn't know that when you cook eggplant, you first have to sweat it to get all the bitter juice out, and I didn't realise that you also have to bread eggplant parmesan and fry it before. So I put slices of raw eggplant with jarred tomato sauce and mozzarella. And everyone threw up."
Chef José Pizarro recounts an incident with a mixer that most bakers will probably understand. "The first time I made chocolate cake, I put everything into the mixer and it exploded," says the chef. "It turned out the lid wasn't on properly." Heat and timing, not equipment, were factors in Jay Rayner's cooking disaster. He was making pork scratchings in the oven before a dinner party. Says Rayner, "They just burned, literally carbonised - it was a black, gluey mess."
I'll admit to carbonising caramel on more than one occasion, leaving a mess that took days to scrape out of the pan. Are you willing to share your embarrasing kitchen moments?
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hillsboroks
pokarekare
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Poppyseedbagel
So... When I was 15 I made a chocolate cake using salt not castor sugar.
At university we used to buy ingredients like cornflour, sugar and bicarbonate of soda cheaply in plastic bags - the product was identified on a paper & wire tag round the neck.
So... A friend who was not a confident cook was doing a big meal for a number of people, and cooking a chicken stew which required thickening with cornflour right at the end, and (inevitably?) used bicarbonate of soda by mistake. She called for my help - the bicarbonate had reacted with acid in the stew and the stew was erupting all over the stove. Like a big brown volcano. All I could think to do was add vinegar to counteract the bicarbonate. This calmed it down and it didn't taste too bad, considering.
I label ingredients very clearly these days.
jen383804
Do you think these kinds of failures end up shaping a cook’s style more than their successes? It also got me thinking about how much the right setup matters anywhere — whether in the kitchen or even something practical like having reliable facilities at an event.